I have a headache, who’s to blame?

I’m sorry folks, I seem to have came down with a bad case of headaches of late. I’ve taken some medication and they haven’t been relieved. I would feel much better if I could place the blame on something or someone.

The question I pose to you is: Are my headaches being caused by global warming, or President Bush?

Now, headaches are generally treated as nervous system problems – so that could be global warming. But then again, they are often caused by stress – so that could be President Bush or global warming.

I’m going to see Dr. Limbaugh tomorrow, I’ll see what he thinks.

(P.S. I know what he is going to say. I have headaches because of liberals.)

What I read, Afternoon Edition (10.26)

A short list this afternoon,

• Ryan Crocker: Al-qaeda simply gone in some areas – Christian Science Monitor *Favorite*
• Bush promises do-nothing congress a Veto on SCHIP – Fox News
• Oil hits a record high – Reuters
• Countrywide reports big losses – The Washington Post

You didn’t see this in the New York Times

http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/1026/p01s01-wome.html

The US ambassador to Iraq, Ryan Crocker, said Thursday that Al Qaeda is ’simply gone’ from some areas.

I looked and looked and looked, but couldn’t find this on the New York Times website today, and the Post spun it so bad you couldn’t even recognize it. I didn’t see it on CNN either. Gotta love the spin of the left.